I swear I’m in tears! 😹😹😹 #miguel straight #leg to the #chin! #kaleidoscopedream bitches! #lmfao #intears
No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
I believe in old-fashioned relationships.
I believe that guys should take the initiative move and ask the girl out. I also believe in commitment and gender roles in the relationship; the men providing lead and protection while the women follow. Yeah I know generations have passed and things have changed since then and many would think that this idea is sexist. But in my interpretation, women and men have endless differences and no matter how much of a feminist you are, you must recognize that men and women are built differently. Ironically though, that’s the beauty of love; having two contrasting objects fit together in a warm and appeased harmony. I believe in moving slowly (there’s no need rush) and building a foundation with the one you want to be with. I don’t like how in today’s relationship, people are dating as soon as someone says they like you. What happened to the get-to-know-each-other process? Don’t be with someone just because it seems right at the moment but be with them because you truly believe that it would work out in the long run. I like long relationships and I do not believe in hook-ups. I don’t know how many people would agree with me but this is the way I think.
do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?
If you dont do anything else tonight. Press Play. I was laughing, singing and cheering.
PRESS PLAY.YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS
OMG!!!!! Thank you for posting this, it is glorious!!!
this is the best thing i’ve ever seen
This post alone made my insomnia worth it:) LOVE it!
Haha. Love it!!!!!
things i haven’t learned in high school
- how to pay bills
- how to buy a house
- how to buy a car
- how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
wtf is a polynomial function
